Some weeks, the news feels like it was assembled by a committee that got locked in a room with a dartboard and a bottle of bourbon. This is one of those weeks. Three stories landed in the feed over the past few days — a dog accidentally discharging a shotgun…
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Crime
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Stolen Livestock, Poisoned Golf Courses, and Sewage Beaches: This Week’s Chaos
Some weeks, the news cycle feels like a Mad Libs game written by someone who’s never left their basement. This is one of those weeks. Between Saturday night and Sunday morning, 64 Holstein calves — each worth between $1,800 and $2,000 — disappeared from a converted turkey barn in Coldwater,…
Culture
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Airbnb Sex Dungeons Operating Next To Elementary Schools
Welcome to Whacky Wednesday — where reality stops making sense and starts making headlines. This week: a Liverpool fan so unlucky his friends banned him from watching games, Airbnb rentals in quiet American suburbs that turn out to be fully equipped BDSM dungeons, and a North Carolina woman whose “prank”…
Culture
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Whacky Wednesday: Aviation Malfunctions, Political Defiance, and Florida Being Florida
Welcome to Whacky Wednesday — the weekly roundup where reality stops pretending it has a plan. This week: a cabin door that decided altitude was the perfect time to open, a mayor caught pantless on surveillance footage who refuses to resign despite a 4-2 no confidence vote, and a Florida…