I was flipping through the TV the other day and landed on MTV. Actual music videos — imagine that. And there was Prince, strutting through a purple haze of 80s glory, singing what I have confidently introduced on radio stations as “Raspberry Parade.” Except, of course, it’s “Raspberry Beret.” Early…
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America’s Not Working—And Neither Is Congress
We’ve hit that point again. Government shutdown season. Cue the outrage, the speeches, the finger-pointing. One side blames the other, and somewhere between “fiscal responsibility” and “moral outrage,” the actual governing stops. Let’s be clear — both parties built this mess. Chuck Schumer and Mike Johnson are just the faces…
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We Fought a Revolution to Escape The Royal Family, Yet Here We Are
Every few weeks, the British royal family drops a new episode, and America collectively cancels its plans. Not officially, of course—we act like we don’t care. We roll our eyes, scroll past the headlines, maybe even mutter something about “taxpayer-funded melodrama.” But next thing you know, you’re deep in a…
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Couples Therapy Nah Lets Just Do an Amish-Style Break.
There’s a new trend floating around—Relationship Rumspringa. The idea is borrowed from the Amish, who let their teenagers run wild for a bit before deciding whether they want to come back and commit to the simple life. But this version? It’s for couples who’ve hit the 15-year mark, realized they’ve…
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Law Enforcement Isn’t a Halloween Party
There’s protecting a nation — and then there’s scaring the hell out of people for sport. Reports out of Los Angeles say immigration agents were spotted this week wearing Halloween masks — yes, actual Chucky and Momo masks — while conducting raids. Photos show what appear to be federal agents…
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Solitaire Smash-The Scam-Free Game That Promotes Theft?
Some mobile ads are annoying. Others are flat-out toxic. If you’ve scrolled through your feed or played a game recently, you’ve probably seen that “Solitaire Smash” ad — the one where someone finds a wallet, steals the cash, and then smirks about it like they just won the lottery. Or…
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Laugh Until You Drop… Literally-The Strange Science of Dying from Humor
People say laughter is the best medicine. But like all medicine, take too much—and it might kill you. Now before you cancel your Netflix comedy queue, it’s worth noting: death by laughter is rare. Very rare. As in “lightning-strike-while-winning-the-lottery” rare. But it has happened. Enough times, in fact, that doctors…
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Breaking Wind Breaking News Humans Can Breathe Through Their Butts Now
For years, “butt science” was the stuff of bathroom humor and bad tabloid headlines. Now it’s in Med, a serious medical journal, and yes—it’s official: scientists have tested enteral ventilation, aka breathing through the rectum, in humans. And it’s safe. You couldn’t invent a story more perfectly engineered for the…
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When the Car Goes, Everything Goes-The Economic Warning No One’s Talking About
If you want to know how the American economy is really doing, don’t look at the stock market. Look at the parking lots behind the repo yards. Tow trucks are working overtime again across the country. The numbers are grim: analysts at CURepossession, using Recovery Database Network data, project that…
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The President’s Daughter Eliza Monroe Hay Who Came Home After 185 Years
When Barbara VornDick lifted a yellowed letter from a gray archival box at William & Mary, she didn’t expect to feel a voice grab her by the collar. The handwriting was frantic, the words desperate. “I am now in distress, in ill health, & in a foreign country,” the writer…