Surveillance technology in 2026 has achieved a remarkable trifecta: it can’t catch people who openly admit to crimes, it relentlessly persecutes people who’ve done nothing wrong, and — in a plot twist nobody saw coming — it’s now being outsourced to possums. Welcome to Whacky Wednesday. The Shoplifter Who Won’t…
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Bear Suits, Pasta Swaps, and a Condom Crisis — This Week’s Whacky Wednesday
Welcome to Whacky Wednesday, where the news is real but the logic has left the building. This week’s lineup: a man who replaced Lego pieces with dried pasta before returning them to Target, three people who dressed someone in a bear suit to defraud luxury car insurers, and — because…