It starts the same way these things always do — one offhand comment, one clipped quote, one man confidently forgetting he’s a guest. Then the internet smells blood. A British baker living in Mexico described local bread as “white, ugly, cheap, industrial.” Not shouted. Not tweeted. Just said — casually,…
Tag: Cultural Commentary
Even a Koala Have Figured Out How to Escape Traffic
So I heard this story about a koala in Brisbane who wandered into traffic, panicked a bit, and then — with the confidence of someone who knows the schedule — climbed onto a city bus. Not metaphorically. Not “as a symbol.” Physically. Onto the bus. This is where we are…
The Leaving America Trend Works Best When Nobody Actually Moves
The Leaving America Trend Was Inevitable I was reading that New Yorker piece on people trying to slip out of the country — passports, paperwork, the whole bureaucratic obstacle course — and it hit me: the leaving America trend isn’t a phenomenon anymore. It’s content. A fully developed genre. The…
A Titanic Love Story Encased in Gold
Every once in a while, something goes up for auction that isn’t just an object — it’s a fragment of a moment. This time, it’s a gold pocket watch from the Titanic, the one owned by Isidor Straus of Macy’s fame. The thing stopped ticking at 2:20 AM, the exact…
Kids Don’t Shake Piggy Banks Anymore — They Check Their Balance
Somewhere in an attic — next to the Beanie Babies and the box of VHS tapes nobody wants to throw out — sits a ceramic pig with a coin slot carved into its back. It had a good run. But like most analog traditions, it’s now being replaced by something…
We Fought a Revolution to Escape The Royal Family, Yet Here We Are
Every few weeks, the British royal family drops a new episode, and America collectively cancels its plans. Not officially, of course—we act like we don’t care. We roll our eyes, scroll past the headlines, maybe even mutter something about “taxpayer-funded melodrama.” But next thing you know, you’re deep in a…
Laugh Until You Drop… Literally-The Strange Science of Dying from Humor
People say laughter is the best medicine. But like all medicine, take too much—and it might kill you. Now before you cancel your Netflix comedy queue, it’s worth noting: death by laughter is rare. Very rare. As in “lightning-strike-while-winning-the-lottery” rare. But it has happened. Enough times, in fact, that doctors…
Wildlife 1, Elderly Forager 0 – Bear Dismembers Man in Japan
I was scrolling today when I almost spilled my coffee. A 70-year-old mushroom forager in Japan was reportedly found dead — with his head and torso separated. No, this is not some fevered nightmare or horror-movie pitch. It’s real life. The Scene According to Japanese authorities, the man went missing…
Charleston SC – The City That Refuses to Let Its Dead Rest
You don’t have to believe in ghosts to feel Charleston’s pulse after dark. Walk its cobblestone streets on a humid night, when the live oaks lean low and the gas lamps hum, and you’ll understand what I mean. This city doesn’t just remember its past—it lives with it. I’ve been…
Paris Official Declares Truce With Rats. The Rest of Us Declare Nausea
There’s a Paris politician who walks around with a live rat on his shoulder. I wish that sentence were a joke, but it’s not. His name’s Gregory Moreau, and this isn’t a Halloween stunt or a social experiment. It’s his actual campaign to “reconcile Parisians with rats.” I’ve seen some…