There’s nothing like waking up to a BBC headline that basically says, “Hey humans, you’re not special — monkeys did it first.” Scientists now believe the first mouth-on-mouth kiss goes back 21.5 million years, long before humans, before Neanderthals, before whoever invented the first scented candle. And get this: they…
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Crime
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The Fake Attack Story So Bonkers I Had to Read It Twice
There are bad decisions. There are regrettable decisions. And then there’s the “I hired a scarification artist to carve me up so I could report a violent political hate crime” decision — which is its own category somewhere between Maury Povich and unemployment line. I read the DOJ release like…
Culture
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A Titanic Love Story Encased in Gold
Every once in a while, something goes up for auction that isn’t just an object — it’s a fragment of a moment. This time, it’s a gold pocket watch from the Titanic, the one owned by Isidor Straus of Macy’s fame. The thing stopped ticking at 2:20 AM, the exact…
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Kids Don’t Shake Piggy Banks Anymore — They Check Their Balance
Somewhere in an attic — next to the Beanie Babies and the box of VHS tapes nobody wants to throw out — sits a ceramic pig with a coin slot carved into its back. It had a good run. But like most analog traditions, it’s now being replaced by something…
AI
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Holy Bots, Batman — Faith Goes Digital
Something strange is happening in churches across America. People are texting Jesus. Pastors are building sermon outlines with AI. And somewhere in Pennsylvania, a chatbot is probably explaining the difference between transubstantiation and metaphorical presence at 3 a.m. Welcome to digital ministry 2.0 — where theology meets technology, and the…
Culture
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When Did Fun Become Illegal? The Vanishing Art of Being American
There was a time when being bored was a skill. You didn’t scroll through your phone—you made up entertainment. Usually at someone else’s expense. Like ringing a stranger’s doorbell and sprinting away laughing so hard you could barely breathe. “Ding-dong ditch” wasn’t about cruelty; it was childhood cardio. We also…
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Half Pet Half Predator – Why We Keep Trying to Tame the Wild
When Queensland wildlife officers suggested letting people legally keep dingoes as pets, the country collectively tilted its head — the same confused angle dingoes give before deciding whether to play or pounce. Could Australians really bring one of their oldest wild predators indoors, slap on a collar, and call it…
Comedy
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When the Food Chain Turns Into a Cage Match – Rats vs. Bats
According to the folks at Smithsonian Magazine, researchers caught something on camera that reads less like biology and more like an R-rated Pixar reboot. Brown rats (Rattus norvegicus) have been documented snatching bats out of the air — yes, snatching bats — in the wild. Picture this: a rat on…
Media
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Two Weekends Without ESPN and I’m Done – How YouTube TV Lost My Household
The Great Saturday Letdown It started quietly. The kind of quiet that hits you when you flip on the TV Saturday morning expecting the College Gameday Crew, and the marching chaos of college football—and instead, you get an nothing. Channels wiped off off the platform like they never existed. At…
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From Super Bowls to Science Lab – Tom Brady Cloned Companion
Tom Brady can apparently outplay time. Now he’s testing whether he can outsmart it, too. This week, the seven-time Super Bowl champion revealed that his current dog, Junie, isn’t just a pet — she’s a clone. Specifically, a genetic duplicate of his late pit-bull mix, Lua, who passed away in…