I was reading that AP piece about Edmonton — the one where police facial recognition shows up like an uninvited cousin who somehow already has a key — and I had to laugh. Not a big laugh. More of a tired exhale you get when the pattern is so obvious…
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Liquor Store Break-In Ends With One Passed-Out Raccoon and a Lot of Questions
There’s drunk, and then there’s “broke into a locked Virginia liquor store and passed out in the bathroom” drunk. And that’s exactly what one raccoon managed to pull off in Ashland, reminding all of us that nature has absolutely no respect for closing hours or inventory management. The store was…